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    Anonymous asked:
    Your face is attractive. Tell me a secret.

    I’m glad you think so haha hmm… a secret… i think you’re crazy?



    shattyice:

    chimchimchurro-o:

    battleroyalewith-cheese:

    Why don’t dogs get to see the world too?

    This dog is literally smiling.

    Oh my god

    (Source: corgis-everywhere)


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    (Source: itsokaysammy)

    sh4dows:

    some authors could really use a “plot twist limit” or a “you’ve killed too many characters already” notification you know

    • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
    • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
    • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
    • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
    • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
    • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
    • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
    • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
    • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
    • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
    • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
    • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
    • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
    • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
    • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
    • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
    • DC: Wait-
    • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
    • DC: I didn't-
    • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
    • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
    • Marvel: PEACE