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    o-dawgtheinvincible:

    sigmarikz:

    certaflyably:

    thirstingaintdead:

    Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

    1. "Make me",
    2. "oh really",
    3. "is that so"

    "prove it"

    "What’s in it for me?"

    "The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."


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    alloursongswillbelullabies:

    sixpenceee:

    Doesn’t that look beautiful?

    Like something you’d find on one of those soft/nature blogs?

    Well you are in for a surprise

    The Bolton Strid in England is one of the most innocent looking streams. 

    Though it looks like you could just hop across the rocks, but if you miss you will die for sure. It packs very rapid currents just a couple of feet below its surface. No one really knows how deep it really is. Nobody who has ever fallen into the Strid has survived. It has a 100% fatality rate.

    It’s always the things I google expecting to be false that wind up being horribly true.

    I forgot to add but here is a SOURCE

    "It’s relatively common for people to assume they can jump the creek, walk across its stones or even wade through it (again, just looking at it, the Strid really seems to be only knee-deep in places, and certainly not the instant, precipitous drop into a watery grave that it is). Most of the time, they never even find the body. Which means there are just dozens of corpses down there, pinned to the walls of the underground chasms, waiting for you to join them…"

    officialfrenchtoast:

    "dinner is ready"

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    bootyscientist:

    the day i smoke a blunt on the balcony of a home i own, i might just shed a tear cuz I’ll know i finally made it

    tungstens:

    we all have a favorite eyebrow

    (Source: fzur)


    "When I would come home from the long day at work, y’know, in Vancouver to an empty apartment, one of the things I do to kind of unwind and relax is I just sit on the couch and pluck my guitar."

    (Source: jensenacklesmishacollins)